May 24th / 63,239 notes †pretty much my favourite commercial ever ft. strong ladies taking nobody’s bullshit (x)WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES
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May 24th / 140,053 notes †Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
May 24th / 1,073 notes †Can someone please tell me how to stop liking someone I don’t like this game anymore.
just imagine them taking a huge ass dump
May 24th / 183,178 notes †“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
May 24th / 1,736 notes †yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
